sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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