I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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