Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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