it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She's the barista slut.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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