Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
this hospital has no fireball
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Randomize
