Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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