I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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