Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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