I'm going to rape someone's good day.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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