you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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