people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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