apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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