Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
