And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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