**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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