Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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