it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
