Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I have demons in me.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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