You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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