Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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