The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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