those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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