I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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