There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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