dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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