He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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