question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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