Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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