So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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