i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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