You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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