I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You made out with two different species that night
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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