Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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