best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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