We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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