Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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