honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He? As in you personified your dick?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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