More tranny stories later!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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