Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
