so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
the liver wants what the liver wants
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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