Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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