Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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