We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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