The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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