i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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