found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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