officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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