that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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