You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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