Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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