I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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