when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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